Who did you meet at the function?
Oh a few people, none all too notable, but this one Seamus, a nice fella.
Big man with a Bigger peen. Great person but a bully
You have a big peen you must be a Seamus
Hot, sexy dude with an enormous penis (42-69”)
Every girl wants to touch his massive coc.
Girl 1: “Seamus has a huge penis”
Girl 2 “I want to sit on that massive pole”
Seamus works here. He is cool. He is soooooo cool. Ask for Seamus.
This post has Seamus in it? Good post