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Before there was anything there was shaggy, no one knows his real name but it is said that should it be mentioned even in a hush whisper it would tear all of reality in half and plunge us all into darkness. (Those that somehow survive)
Lord Shaggy is the height of perfection and an omnipotent god among gods
Lord shaggy or the great gobbler are the only names that this legendary being is known by
I've just been thinking "how did we all come to be"
Well the most common understanding is that once the great lord shaggy exhaled out of boredom and thus sprang forth our existence and reality.
The so-called "illness" in which someone can consume an astronomical amount of food, and in the process, gain little to no weight to show for it.
Dude, did you seriously eat that entire pizza? You're a beanpole!
I got a case of shaggy syndrome, man.
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The most powerful being in existence, Norville “Shaggy” Rogers was born in July of 1952. He is a member of Mystery Incorporated.
Shaggy Rogers is a god.
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The tendency to mumble unintelligible or foreign-language verses to popular songs before loudly shouting notable phrases. Named for the rapper Shaggy, of "It Wasn't Me" fame.
The Shaggy Effect in it's original context:
-How could I forget that I had given her an extra key, all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me
-hrmunrmudrpdrp bumbadumbudoopoo. brdabrdabopbop dumdadumdadeedu. badabadabopbop tatabdap, badabadaboomboom BABY NO WAY!!!
More recently:
-badamdesilla weyudasola badabambasura DANZA KUDURO!!
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The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter
Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.
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A term used to describe an extremely good-looking or attractive marijuana smoker, or stoner. Commonly has shaggy and unkempt hair, but manages to look ridiculously fine in spite of their lack of personal hygiene. Rather than wearing an expensive cologne or body wash, those that are shaggy ridiculous usually smell like weed and/or body odor. Common areas that shaggy ridiculous people inhabit are basements, pizza joints, Atmosphere concerts, and hot-boxed cars. There is no resisting the sexy, mysterious, and usually stinky haze that accompanies shaggy ridiculous people wherever they go.
"Damn! Did you see that guy in the Taco Bell drive-thru last night?"
"Hell yeah, girl! He was shaggy ridiculous! I wanted to tap that ass right there."
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When you get caught doing something wrong and you try to make yourself look innocent.
First coined by Youtuber Philip DeFranco
*Video shows Person 1 robbing a bank*
Person 1: I never stole anything from the bank!!
Person 2: Dude stop pulling a shaggy!