White Sharpie

Doing a white sharpie is when you get a blow job from a girl and then you draw on her face with your sperm.

Bro, my girlfriend asked for a white sharpie last night, so i drew a dinosaur.

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Mexicans with Sharpies

The small group of young hispanic ladies who get a little "creative" while applying eyeliner. See picture

Look at the herd of Mexicans with Sharpies coming at us!

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Sharpie Ninja

One who sneaks an attack at the neck with a sharpie.

Though there are many ways to accomplish this a true Ninja will come from behind his target and assassinate him.

Zack must have gone Sharpie Ninja on the entire school because everyone I see has the Mark of the Ninja.

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sharpie sex

Your masturbating with a sharpie

Alice stole her friends sharpie and went to the bathroom and masturbated till she had a loud orgasm where then her friend came in and joined in the fun

Alice:AHHHHHHHH OHHHH SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
Alice's friend:HAH FEEL IT BABY Sharpie are soooo good
Alice and her friend kissed while the sharpie was smiling

Sharpie's are used for masturbation
SHarpie sex

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Sharpie

Is the hottest guy on campus, with a tight booty.

alicia: Yo, did you see that Sharpie in your calc class?
Mikey:How could you miss him? I want to butter his biscuit asap.

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sharpie marker

1. An incredibly useful permanent marker, known also as a Sharpie.

2. What you award to someone (or yourself) after a differently lame story. Used among architecture students instead of a one, ten, or twenty dollar bill. Intended to simultaneously add interest to the story and mock the storyteller.

... So then after work, I got in my car and went to the gas station. I didn't want to get out because it was raining, but I did anyway. So then I pumped my gas and got back on the highway and headed home...

And then you found a sharpie marker.

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Sharpie Patch

When you don't have hair and you need some so you take a sharpie and draw in a tiny patch of hair to cover your bald spot.

"Hey Craig, I know how to solve your hair loss problem!"

"How?!"

"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."

"Gee, a patch?"

"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"

"That's a great idea!"