Drunk:What's that drink you made last time?
Desmond:You mean a Shirley Templar
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Shirley May is very mysterious; nobody knows much about her. She is an attractive girl who has little habits like chewing her jacket string and scratching her head. Many people are in love with Shirley May, but few succeed in winning her heart.
Shirley May is in my math class.
Wow, Shirley May is fub!
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Noun. A girl that cums too fast.
Boy howdy, Anita Peters sure was an Early Shirley last night.
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I got Big Shirley at my side, so what's happenin?
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An anal sex act between inebriated race fans using red hots cinnamon candy for added stimulation
Nice job on that Shirley Muldowney! My ass is on fire this morning and I am going to miss the race.
A Wacky Shirley is a sex move where the woman sits on your face and checks her tweets.
Amy totally pulled a Wacky Shirley on me last night. Her favorite celebrity was live tweeting the Republican debate and she was horny, so it was the least I could do.
When a girl fucks a guy you thought was your friend, and then blames you for it. See also "Sky"
Sky pulled a Filthy Shirley on me...it caused quite a rukus!!