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Randomly jumping in others conversations.
Stop sloaning my conversation.
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A putrid chipmunk looking fuckwit who has turrets syndrome and thinks he is characters from various videogames. He's always in your space and never shuts the fuck up. He's completely delusional and usually doesn't even know where he is. He makes you want to asphyxiate yourself with barbed wire.
Jesus. Sloan is convulsing again on the floor, pretending to be Mario.
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The act of getting owned in an ironic manner, often accompanied by a hypocritical response to said ownage.
The definition stems from a basketball game that took place on March 22nd between the UCLA Bruins and basketball powerhouse Texas A&M Aggies. Trailing by two in the final seconds of the game, Aggie guard Donald Sloan recklessly drove into a lane filled with Bruin defenders. Sloan's complete refusal to pass the ball to open teammates led to a "shot" attempt which was blocked by multiple UCLA defenders. In the following moments, the ball was swooped up by UCLA guard Russell Westbrook and matriculated the length of the floor for a thunderous buzzer-beating dunk and 4 point victory.
Significantly, Westbrook's arguably classless dunk was preceeded a few weeks earlier by a similarly classless, last-second, off-the-backboard, alley-oop dunk against Baylor University by none other than Donald Sloan, giving the play a touch of irony. Westbrook's dunk was proceeded by a chorus of bitching and moaning about it's classlessness on texags.com by fans who had lauded the Sloan dunk weeks earlier. Hence, the hypocrisy element of getting "sloaned."
Fan 1: Pass the ball you selfish bastard!
Fan 2: Motherfuck. Donald got sloaned.
Fan 1: Westbrook is a such classless asshole. I'll sleep well knowing that aggieland is better than those left-coast pricks.
Fan 3: Moral Victory!
Fan 2: But isn't this kinda like the Sloan dunk against Baylor?
Fan 1: No, totally different.
Fan 2: Whoop!
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The worst girl you will ever be around, can be really funny and is beautiful but beware she will stab you in the back if you are not paying attention. Sloans are a rare type of bread, mostly wealthy girls who can be very kind but have a very mean streak, have all the boys lining up for her and she knows they’re there
Jace: Damn who is that? She’s hot!
Colin: That’s Sloan, careful she’s hot but crazy
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SLOANES: A SPOTTERS GUIDE!
Must haves include fake tan, a "hard" music taste, slutty style sense, footless tights, skinny jeans, rich stuck up attitude, jack wills trackies, having a debit card paid for by 'daddy', nude lips, purpsosely messed up hair, derogatary behaviour towards anyone who isnt 2 pounds off muscle faliure, battered ballet pumps, gold belts, oversized leather bags, being very rich but thick, denim skirts that could be a belt, long hair, going to a private school 4 rich kids ... etc etc
Optional extras include drug abuse, dyed peroxide blonde hair, getting pregnant b4 the age of 15, smoking, putting pictures of their boobs on bebo or myspace, pretending to be bi to come across more atractive to boys,
Sloanes are hard to tell apart as they dress and act in exactly the same way. They are often seen in large groups intimidating there unsloany dignified contempories or wrapped around boys, preferably older than them with hair slaped in more hair products than u wud find occupying an average salon with painfully huge egos.
look at that group of sloanes wearing jack wills
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A derogitory nickname for a worthless woman. Think about the name found on the top of 90% of urinals. A worthless woman is known as a Sloan because they are about as good use to men as a urinal.
That girl I was introduced to last night was such a "sloan"
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