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When you're doing anal with a girl and get done only to see that there is a brown liquid like substance on your dick which you then slap savagely across her forehead
I was porking Monica in her dump hole then I pulled out and sludge stamped her across her cock holster.
Girls that wear cowgirl boots with short shorts, sleep with different guys every weekend, and are "country" by going to tractor/truck pulls. Also known as mud cricket or swamp rat.
Hey man, look at her all over him, she was just with his bestfriend last week, what a sludge hog.
When a person is being lazy, bitchy, and hasn't showered for at least a week.
Bro1: "Dude Matt must be on his man-period...and he smells horrible"
Bro2: "Yeah...He's being such a sludge cunt"
The sludge formed inside a Tim Horton's cup or in the case of parties, a cut-in-half pop bottle containing any combination of the following: water, coffee, spit, lung butter, dirt, ash, cigerette butts, beer. The contents, combined form a soil-like sludge emitting an awful stench. Time to change when all liquid has been soaked up by cigerette filters and the butts continue to burn once in side the cup. A short term fix is to spit on the individual butts. Warning this may induce gagging or vomitting. Do not inhale any air while attempting.
kev: time to open the garage door and air out this stink.
C: don't look directly into the cup.
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one of the million terms for a vagina
Her sludge pot was so wore torn it looked like someone kicked a hole in the side of a rotted hog's carcass
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Nut sludge is the build up of jizz in the gonads, and must be gotten rid of as soon as possible.
Best to leave relatives out if it.
"I got nut sludge, Mommy," said Big Jimmy.
"Let me take care of that, honey," she said, dropping his pants, and putting her lips around his trouser python.
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A fat man, woman or child who lives an inactive lifestyle. Such a person is extremely reluctant to indertake any physical activity (except for shopping for food to stuff their faces), prefering instead to vegetate in front of the TV or computer.
Hey Sludge Guts, get your fat, lazy ass over here and help me to move this heavy white good.
Sludge Guts, you really need to take a good look at yourself, if you are not careful, you are going to drown in your own blubber, you fat fuck!
Hey Sludge Guts, it's no wonder you are a miserable fat cunt, you are such a lard ass!
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