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When a contractor runs out of drywall spackle and resorts to using his own cum to fill the drywall seams instead...
The contractor ran out of drywall spackle, so he started using cum spackle instead to save money.
The obtrusive act of spraying a restroom wall with shat, specifically in a public restroom, in the area where the piping of the toilet meets the tile wall. This performance, usually accidental, but usually intentional as well, is a result of having a heavy mixture of diarrhea and flatulence whilst standing up from the toilet under the false self-impression that the one spackling has completed their evacuation into the toilet. Out of embarrassment, the spackler usually leaves the scene of the crime as-is.
Oh god. Looks like someone was shat spackling this restroom stall . How are we to perform oral sex, Senator Craig?
(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.
(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.
"Dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer spackle for me during the afternoon meeting."
"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."
When you don't wipe after pooping and the the poop dries into a scab
Yo, last night I had to rip off her crackle spackle before we could do anal.
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Masturbating and ejaculating in the shower
One dude to his roommate: Damn why do you always take the longest showers dude?
Roommate: Spackling the tile!
Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.
Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.
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When one uses his own fecal matter to cover holes in his wall.
Did you just shit? Know thats my ass spackle.
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Semen that is very thick and lumpy.
"I just filled her up with man spackle!"
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