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The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.
spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear
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Several overlapping strands of semen after a forceful ejaculation; frequently the aftermath of a cumshot.
Alex: Damn mate, you manage to pick up new hoes every night! You must be rizzing something fierce.
Matt: Bitches just want a rainbird like me who'll leave some nice spaghetti chains on their faces.
Hot and ready;
a girl who is ready to fuck;
Hoe
She was all on me, she spaghetti bruh.
A vulgar term of offense to describe ugly hairy redneck types.
That fat kid in the corner is a tard.
I know he is such a spaghetti wrangler.
When you get beaned out with your boys.
So who’s trying to be a spaghetti goblin in this fine Wednesday Syracuse afternoon?
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in an alternate universe where Jesus is named Jeffy spaghetti instead.
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a mess of men all jumbled together, legs and arms intertwined like noodles; usually in a crowded public bath, or a gay club after an earthquake or especially groovy beat
Let's get in there and make man spaghetti with meatballs!
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