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When dancing with a girl at a frat/bar you place your hand down the front of her jeans and slide in Spiderman fashion (middle and ring finger inserted with other three fingers out to the sides a la Tobey Maguire). Singing the Spiderman theme song adds to the ambiance.
Hey Jimmy I saw you Spiderman that chick on the dance floor last night. She must have been really wet.
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When you are banging a chick from behind, you cum in your hand and spit on her anus, thus making her think you have ejaculated on her, when she turns around you throw that shit at her in a spiderman-esque fashion.
I was banging this bitch, then I pulled a spiderman on her.
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The act of jerking off into your hand and then throwing it at your friend's face who has passed out at a party. You must yell "web barrage" as you fling your jism at his face and than yank your hand in backwards motion, just like spidey. The act is considered borderline gay due to the symbolism. (Webbing a dude and pulling him towards you = you secretly want him)
Yoo Chris passed out... you were talking about spidermanning all day yesterday. Let's go bro, let the jism fly. With great power, cums great responsibility!
When a man jizzes in his hand and makes a spider man motion as he fling it at his woman.
Hey boo fancy Spidermaning me tonight
A sexual position in which the male partner hangs on to something that can hold him in a position that is upside down so that his head is at an elevation where the female partner (looking like Spidermans girlfriend) can put her pussy in his mouth for either pleasure or pissing (then it would be called "The Golden Spiderman.") Another option could be making out with such partner and thus would be called "The Kid Friendly Spiderman." However, if done normally to receive vaginal pleasure, it would just be called "The Spiderman" or "The Regular Spiderman"
Robert: "Hey man what'd you do last night with your girlfriend?"
Daniel: "Oh not much, I did The Spiderman with her though"
Robert: "Oh nice, was it Golden or Kid Friendly?"
Daniel: "It was the regular"
Robert: "Oh cool"
When a man ejaculates in his hand and throws it at his girlfriends face. Like Spider-Man.
My girlfriend was pissed when I gave her the "The spiderman" last night.
To Cum in your hand before you go to sleep and wake up with sticky hands like to gain spidermans powers
Ewww man i fell alseep last night and woke up and spidermaned.
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