The only Spongebob character who can hit the dab
Did you see squidward hit the dab on that parade float?
Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants
i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping
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One of my many many many obsessions.
He is spongebob's neighbor and is the only person on spongebob who is realistic but still funny in a way.
"Squidward is so awesome!^^ MOOOOOT!"-Me
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I.E. Roman helmet ... Where a man places his testicles on top of each of a woman's eyes and lays his penis down her nose.
She was denying me sex, so after she passed out, I gave her The Squidward
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the act of placing ones testicles over anothers eyes, and your penis down their nose, to give the apperance of the character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants.
i was squidwarding everyone last night
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Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.
I squidwarded that girl last night.
Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.
Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.
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the act of laying ones testicles in anothers eyes and laying your penis down their nose, giving them the appearance of the character squidward's face from the tv show spongebob squarepants
i was squidwarding everyone that fell asleep last night
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