stale muffin

to have anal sex with your girlfriend's dead mom

Cop: yo, what the fuck you in for
Inmate Pratt: i stale muffin'd yo mom
Cop: Um, what?
Inmate Pratt: ...
Cop: Yeah, clean up in cell block D.

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stale betty

A betty past her prime.

I found a wrinkle and a gray hair this morning... I'm such a stale betty.

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stale-god

A non athletic faggot with no friends

That guy is such a stale-god.

stale ketchup

3 day old period blood found in a McDonalds bathroom.

I used some stale ketchup on my Big Mac.

Stale cum

Semen becomes stale when left in someone's rectum. Usually the aroma intensifies when mixed with the potpourri of someone's rectum.

Mad your facts stink !!!!! Did someone leave some #stale cum in your rectum ????

stale mail

Email that's so old that by the time you get to it, you might as well just delete it rather than reply.

Steve-O: I got email from Sam looking for that set list.

Spunky: You send it to him?

Steve-O: Naw, by the time I got through the rest of my inbox, he got it from someone else. My inbox is full of stale mail like that.

stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

I've hit such a stale cock after all of that sex