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A penis tattooed with bolts on the side to resemble Frankenstein.
Guy: sup bitchezzz... check dis mufuckin cock-n-stein
*whips out*
Bitchezzz: oh daddy give me that big hard cock-n-stein
Guy: fuck dat... i'm gay
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A kyke who thinks hes black and good at basketball despite he jv and goes to prep school
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Equipment needed:
1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge
Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.
Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.
Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.
To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .
and Enjoy ! ! !
One night I was working late in my auto garage when a barbie doll walked in needing a "jump" . . . suffice to say I gave her the "Bride of Clamp-N-Stein".
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If you ever heard Netflix Dark tv series, it's basically the same thing but without incest.
Whereas they are high quality shows with master degree level astophysics and natural science, philosophy infos.
Karen: Noah is my mother and father also son? What the fuck is that? How can someone be mother of herself? I memorized all family tree of Dark but still I can't figure out!
Daniel: Then watch Steins Gate.
He is the biggest nerd, and will be the best dad!!
He will drive a Ford SMax🚗🚗
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Theres a Ford SMax that must Stein-Are and his cool kids.
A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious
Oh heck no Shingleston done hit me with the Stein choke hold
is a very stong women with laser beam eyes and is a teacher with a great student named kawon brown and she hates reggie
becca stein live in the stein cave with her pet tiger