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Cake-eating Fuck-stick

Derogatory reference used to describe useless office drone days workers, (typically working Mon-Fri 40hr weeks).

It is derived from the fact that they enjoy celebrating with cake (hence the cake-eating), and often perform very little in the way of useful tasks during their workday(hence the fuck-stick).

Those cake-eating fuck-sticks can't get anything right.

by Chazzman72 February 24, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

Someone who makes a stupid call in poker

Ridgley was all in with pocket aces and Ron called woth pocket 3's making Ron a cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

by Schmeckler April 17, 2017


take a lip lock on my fuck stick

a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.

Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!

by Mei Dikurts September 10, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

A term of multiple uses from sarcasm to passion.

In the heat of dirty sticky love one might say... Hey suck the snottie end of my fuck stick!

In a moment of anger suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! Bitch!

As I left the room in anger I yelled suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

by c blocker March 30, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


take a flying liplock to my fuck stick

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.

Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

by 1spacedcowboy November 24, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat end of my fuck stick

the head of a penis

sux the fat end of my fuck stick

by christian j grant September 16, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK

A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.

by weave July 13, 2003

48๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž