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A bowel movement you've announced just to piss off the press.
“A successful dump!” Biden proclaimed when asked if he had anything to report.
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dressing in clothes like make you look like a pimp for an important occasion
Barnes should show up to his greenscreen taping dressed for success.
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The best kind of day. A day where you eat all day, watch movies, and listen to the musical hits from your high school days
K: This was the best birthday ever! I got to eat, listen to music, and watch movies all day!
J: Sounds like you had a successful day!!
An utter failure.
Can I crash on your couch? My attempt to make toast this morning was a Trumpian success. I burned down the entire apartment complex. Several of my neighbors died in the fire. Apparently toast is a myth, and nobody can really make it.
A total waste of a class that teaches the student how to type for half of a semester. For the rest of the semester you are stuck filling in packets that are word for word of the DMV handbook. Pros of this class include: easy texting, a great time to complete unfinished homework, and getting credit to get a driver's permit.
"What elective are you planning on taking next semester?"
"Skills for success..."
"Aw, that sucks!"
"Yeah, I know."
A potent mix of 50% cocaine, 50% meth used in the 1980s to help business people to do their jobs better.
I thought I had a real problem finding motivation to do work and tried everything I could, but it turns out the only real solution was success fuel.