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The most delicious shot that will take you on a wild ride beginning in the lush clouds of heaven, then oilfields full of darkness, and ending in the bloodstained battlefields of hell.
A popular toast that goes along well with a round of Afghan Sunrises –
“For the bloodshed by my brothers to the oil that my country is being pillaged for and to the clouds in the sky filled with martyrs”
Afghan Sunrise can be made with three simple steps:
1. Start with 1/3rd grenadine (red - blood)
2. Add 1/3rd kahlua (black - oil)
3. Finally 1/3rd baileys irish cream (while – sky)
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This maneuver is performed the morning after a sexual encounter, when one partner would like the other to leave, never to return. While he or she is asleep, the other stands up and urinates upon his or her head.
1. Ashamed of his one night stand in north Texas, Will did the only thing he could do: stood up and showed her how beautiful an Amarillo Sunrise could be.
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An alcoholic drink made by drinking half of a 40oz bottle of malt liquor (typically Old English 800) then topping off the bottle with Sunny Delight. (Some use Orange juice, but Sunny D or Orange Drank keep truer to the "Ghetto" origins of the drink)
1. When i woke up, I found half a left over 40 from last night, so I topped that off with some sunny D and started the day with a ghetto sunrise.
2. Person 1: "Yo what you doin to that 40"
Person 2: "Chill, I'm maikin myself a ghetto sunrise."
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I totally gave Marcus a Columbian sunrise in his coffee.
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Sex when you first wake up, after you had sex the night before
Guy: dude you'll never guess what happend
Friend: what?
Guy: that girl i took home last night gave me a bohemian sunrise
Friend: your a taddy daddy
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At one time was the best elementary school in the world. It's status changed once it got rid of the ladder and dome and whole playground and replaced it with the terrible current one. Home of Troop 1313 and Pack 1313.
Sunrise valley is the best and you should really know it, we have good kids and good teachers and we really know it, we work and play and rest all day and that is how we show it, Sunrise Valley is the best and you should really know it!
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When you are fucking a Mexican immigrant and after you blow your load in 'er you turn her straight over to ICE.
I Arizona Sunrised this Mexican Maid I met in Tucson. She's back in Mexico City for life. Pregnant and I am free and clear. Yep, Lupe got the old Arizona sunrise before Trump carted her off to Mexico.
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