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When you shelf (normally insert something into the rectum) something up the Jap eye (dick hole)
shelf Jap eye
Jayden said at first it hurt when he got J-shelfed whilst getting pegged, but then Joe gave him a wristy at the same time making it feel good
A woman brushing off crumbs accumulated on her shirt around the topside of her breasts. Usually associated with a full-bosomed woman with a nice upper shelf.
Shelf dusting -engaging in said activity.
"I love watching a shelf duster do her business after a little snack. They should make shelf dusting videos!"
"After eating the crusty French bread, Lizzy tidied up her black t-shirt with a quick bit of shelf dusting."
When someone builds their self esteem from self help books.
My coworker just added Dr. Phil to her shelf esteem library, now everyday at lunch its Dr. P said this Dr. P said that.
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the platform found inside those strange toilets in europe onto which one shits. the shit is then swept off the shelf by the flush and goes down the pipe.
"Do they have a toilet in that restaurant?"
"Yeah, but it's got a shit-shelf"
"Oh, fuck it! Let's go shit at McDonalds"
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A (usually) antique item, such as a clock, radio, sewing machine, spinning wheel, tool,car parts, etc, that may or may not work, kept strictly as a display item. More often than not the item does not work but the owner has no intention of repairing it, it just sits there.
If it is sometimes used and is not strictly a decoration it is NOT a shelf queen.
"Did Joe ever get that Sparton Bluebird working?"
"No, it's just a shelf queen for his mantel. Thousands of dollars for a non-working radio, just for display!"
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Shelf kids are the lovley people who chat and watch the cobra starship stickam. they are called shelf kids b/c the camera for stickam they watched from was set on a shelf.
You: were you on cobra starship's stickam today?
Me: yeah i was chatting with the other shelf kids.
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That pussy busted to the point where her vagina walls are equivalent to a black hole leading to another dimension.
Man this bitch booking so many dick appointments lately. She about to break that shelf.