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A legal and cultural age set in modern America defined to infantilize, pamper, stifle, and enculturate young adults. Historically a development of the clan-phobic American attempt to shunt social constraint of young adults from the family to the educracy. This phenomenon is supported by widely held myths of "adolescent rebellion", which is often paradoxically feared and stimulated by zealous custom. see teenteen

"I got married at 15, so I never really was a teenager."

by Brighid N May 10, 2003

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Teenagers

They scar the "living shit" our of Gerard Way

Lyrics: Teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less as long as someone will bleed. So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose.

by Maggz14 December 27, 2013

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Teenager

Ok, learning time.
Being a Teenager myself, I feel I am best qualified to define this word. A teenager is anyone between 13-19. For some reason your brain says "Hey I just turned 13 so it's time to contemplate the universe!" For no reason at all. Each person usually "Discovers themself" at this age. (I discovered I am a Satanist ) and sometimes when you tell people about yourself, they'll say "It's just a phase"It is a time as well where half the time your questions are answered with "Your not old enough" or "Your too old for that"
There are many types of teens. Including but not limited to:
Stereotypical Teen.
•Always on phone
•Rebel
•Lazy
•Dumb
Emo:
•"Ugh..."
•Always "Misunderstood"
•their skin burns when exposed to sunlight
•Similar to an Edgelord.

Edgelord

•usually claims to be a Satanist but uses St. Peter's Cross
• Jokes about shootings and thinks it's ok.
• See douchebag
Average Teen
•The commonly held Teen "Norm" among teens
•Favorite food is usually pizza
•lazy
food is life
•Always Tired
Punk
•Listens Strictly to Metal
•usually has a Mohawk and leather jacket.
•Rebel
Nerd
•Likes books and video games.
•good grades
•usually the Butt of the joke, especially in "I studied the BlAdE" Memes
Memester
•at least 2 social media profiles filled with memes.

•only talks about memes
•can be but us not always an Edgelord
There are many upsides to being a Teenager! One is you start to learn to drive.
In short being a Teen is just confusion.

I am a Teenager.

by UrbanScribe7 January 17, 2018


Teenager

Some Person you'll see on Instagram comment section about depressing shit and they say 'hahahahahahahhahahahjahahahahhabahahhahajab'

Post: pollution is one of the most biggest problems on earth-
Teenager: lmao so Is my life

by _birbie_(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ June 14, 2019


Teenager

Someone who posts a definition of their name on Urban Dictionary claiming they are a great boyfriend.

Other terms include teen and adolescent.

Person 1: Did you see what your name is on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, a teenager did it.

by YoMommaFarted June 20, 2018


Teenagers

The age group of adolescents aged 13-19. The three previous years before said 'teenage years' are called 'pre-teen years.' ages 10-12.

Adolescents are children in the process of turning into adults. This process is also known as 'puberty.'

Parent: "My son and daughter are becoming Teenagers this year.

by password. May 31, 2020


Teenager

Some one who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrows maths quiz

Teenagers are human treated as children but expected to act like adults.

by JustNick1O1 December 30, 2016