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Tesco Toilet

a place the 3 babas go to get fried

Let’s get faded in Tesco toilet

by rubcat August 29, 2023


Tescos

Tesco’s, it is an amazing shop where you can buy lots of stuff from grapes to TVs. Go to tescos it is an extraordinary place to shop X

I went to tescos for my weekly shop

by I have a big brain June 15, 2022


tesco

a home like no other

i love tesco its like the home I never had

by totallynotcarrie April 21, 2020


Tesco

basically just the uk's walmart

"Could you please pop down to Tesco, luv?"

by squid sharts October 18, 2019


Tesco

Tesco, also know as "big man Tesco" or" roadman Tesco". Is a shop well known in england the meal deals are sexy af. best way to use it is to get a naked smoothie for 2.50 as part of a 3 pound meal deal. Personally, I go to sainsburys but at the end of the day you cant beat tesco

Person 1:"Hi sedmikraska I'm going to roadman tesco want anything?"
Person 2:"Oh wait for me I'm coming too I can't wait to go to big man tesco!"

by Favourite child February 7, 2020


Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022


tesco bopper

a group of people whom sit outside of Tesco most likely because their banned from the inside and they have nothing else to do. Usually teenagers who smoke and think their 10 men. Dressed like mediocre chavs, waiting for their 17 year old boyfriend who has just passed their driving test and drives a fiat punto with a shitty exhaust and subwoofer blasting that's not me to pick them up and take them to maccies.

Who are the those people who sit outside Tesco? They are Tesco boppers

by 123swagfamxo June 9, 2017