Death of a Bachelor is the fifth album by Panic! at the Disco. It was released on January 15, 2015. It has Victorious, Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time, Hallelujah, Emperor's New Clothes, Death of a Bachelor, Crazy=Genius, LA Devotee, Golden Days, The Good, the Bad and the Dirty, House of Memories, and Impossible Year on it.
Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time is my favorite song from Death of a Bachelor.
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Noun. Singular.
Indicates that there is a strong presence of multiple, beautiful women, large quantities of junk food, and/or frivolous spending of money by a male twenty-something living by himself.
i.e. "Oh snap! Brian's got three hot babes at his place! AND I just saw him walk out of Food Mart with six bags of Dorito's, ten two-liter Pepsi's, and...oh my god...HE RENTED A STRETCH LIMO just to go shopping THREE BLOCKS AWAY! BACHELOR ALERT!!!"
An attempt by a man's friends to celebrate their bachelorhood by filling a weekend with as many vivid illustrations and experiences to make said man hyper-aware of all of the great things about bachelorhood that he will be giving up.
I can't wait to go to my bachelor party so all of my friends can have an awesome time doing all of things I can no longer do.
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The best skiing spot in Oregon, way better then Mt. Hood. It doesn't offer very difficult terrain, but the parks are rather hard, and have hosted some big shot snowboarding competitions. Also Sean White snowboards here. Also has a mean Tubing park.
Downsides: Owned by the devil, Powder Corp., which in turn makes food, tickets, and passes way to expensive. The Summit lift doesn't open very often, and thats the best terrain on the mountain.
cant wait to hit the pow at mt bachelor
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Refers to the forearm muscles. This is because these muscles get plenty of work when you are a bachelor without a woman.
Guy 1: "Man, my forearms are killing me after rock climbing yesterday!"
Guy 2: "Not me, my bachelor muscles are in tip-top condition these days!"
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Generally a large white male who seeks to have sexual relations with drunk women under the pretext that he is a large black male. He generally acquires his clothing of seduction from Hugo Boss. When addressing vanilla bachelor, he will never accept the fact that he is vanilla bachelor, considering he is single and has no children.
Antonym: chocolate daddy.
What's up my vanilla bachelor!?
Hey, have you guys seen vanilla bachelor?
No, what does he look like?
Oh, he's a large white male with no dependents.
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Hannah: What did you have for dinner tonight?
Red: A bachelor's steak.
Hannah: What kind, honeynut cheerios or trix?
Red: Neither, honeybunches of oats!
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