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A rare and unfortunate phallic affliction where a man is born with a rectangular, block-like penis.
Jane: "What the hell is that? Is that a Colgate box?"
John: "It's...my penis. I have cock block..."
Jane: "Um...ok. Well, this is gonna cost $90."
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When you are denied or blocked from sexual activity or arousal
Bertha's brother came home early, what a cock block.
Rita's Dad stayed in the same room watching TV with us, he is such a cock blocker.
The girl next door closed her blinds before she start to change, what a cock block.
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Cock Blocking is when someone or something prevents a man from "getting some" or "hitting that"
I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly cock blocked when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.
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When another nigga is tryna steal yo girl
Cock blocked means getting blocked by another dude from a girl
Guy 1: "Peter Reisdorf is such an expert cock blocker."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a douche."
When you are about to have sex, but your friend interrupts you, ruining the moment
*boy about to kiss girl*
* door swings open and friend comes*
Boy: You totally just cock blocked me mate.
Some one ain't gonna get the d
Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.
It is when you are software engineer and rename your Code::Blocks because of the reasons.
Damn bro again some dirty work in Cock::Blocks.