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The prophesied time when the Canadians will rise up and will cleanse the Earth of all other nations. It is generally assumed that the polite nature of the average Canadian is based on pity due to their knowledge that all non-Canadians are doomed.
It is a lesser known fact that all Canadians have a sharp blade located somewhere on their bodies which they sharpen regularly in preparation for the slaughter.
Alfie: I don't trust Matthew. Eventually he is going to kill us all
Arthur: What the hell are you talking about?
Alfie: He's Canadian.
Arthur: oh right, The Great Curling. Well at least he's nice about it. He'll probably kill us quickly and painlessly if we ask him to.
Alfie: Maybe I can still become a Canadian citizen...
When you curl into a ball to avoid horrible trauma.
Brandon used Defense Curl when Jimmy was a faygoat
similar to pocket hockey but with reference to the nipple and therefore mostly for women. inadvertent or intentional touching of the nipples, resembling the rubbing motion in the sport curling.
as I was taking my pen out of my shirt pocket, I found myself playing pocket curling and enjoying it.
she spends 15 minutes buttoning up her shirt every day because she's busy playing pocket curling in the process.
A hairstyle fad popular in the 1980's.
Curly black hair is worn long and wavy.
Commonly misspelled as "Jerry" or "Jerri" curl.
Even though the Jheri Curl was popular among African Americans, one would not disagree that one of the best was worn by none other than Pedro Martinez.
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A mix between a jewfro and a jheri curl.
Example: "I wish I could get my jewry curl to glisten like Andy Samberg's, but it just ends up dry and crazy like Phil Spector's."
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When you squeeze out such a long turd that it curls like a squirrels tail and the nose cone of the ass missile kisses your backside before it can be pinched off.
During this mornings dump I was tattooed by the dreaded brown squirrel curl.
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Noun. The life lead by the true curling players. Characteristics include straight pants, a windstopper jacket and custom made curling shoes. The nightlife is an essential part of the curling lifestyle, as is drinking huge amounts of beer with other teams. Players leading the curling lifestyle use only snus, only because smoking is prohibited on the premises.
The skip of the finnish team , Markku Uusipaavalniemi is a dedicated forerunner of the curling lifestyle
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