decoying-A slang from the south used for someone who is or was doing something out of the ordinary in that moment.
in other words, some lame shit.
why u keep telling mama i smoked, u be decoying
Walking up to a urinal in a high school bathroom and acting like you’re pissing so you don’t get caught hitting your pen/nic
“Haha he’s decoy pissing so the dean doesn’t catch him rippin his nic”
when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
The University of Wyoming liked the PI decoy pump fake.
Macking on an easy target to disguise your real crush.
I was decoy macking on Julian, but I'm really into Danny.
The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.
The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.