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As high on life as you can be. Explained by Houston hip hop legend Devin the Dude in his 2004 song "2 Tha X-treme".
Cloud eleven is a philosophy explaining a possible way to live. Its basic premise, as explained by Devin, is as follows:
"Get high off life, whatever your high may be, get high to the extreme."
Used in a positive manner, living on cloud eleven can allow one to progress to the top of their game and get maximum enjoyment out of life on planet Earth.
"Cloud ten was aight but I'm damn near at eleven." - Devin the Dude.
(Friend) "Whassup man, how you livin?"
(Reply) "On cloud eleven"
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Small local convenience stores open 24/7 that tend to employ the bottom feeders of the labor pool, pay them below living wages, and have a suspiciously high turn over of employees. These stores sell every unhealthy impulse purchasable item that is legal: beer, tobacco, lottery tickets, tabloids, and high sugar content foods and beverages.
Hey, did you hear that there was another stick-up at the7-Eleven?
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1. Part of the reason why so many Americans have diabetes and heart attacks.
2. Hires depressed,inept minimum wage workers.
3. The only place where you can buy about a gallon of coke in a single cup. (God, there is something seriously wrong with you if you can drink the whole thing yourself and if you did, you shortened your life by at least 5 years!)
Damn, I just drank a quadruple super jumbo ultra gulp yeterday at the 7-eleven and I didn't sleep for the whole night. I woke up every 15 minutes to take a piss and all of that sugar from the coke gave me the shakes and the sweats! I think the coke burned my stomach away...I don't feel so good.
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An unknown but moderately large quantity.
Me: Grandpa, how many of them were there?
Grandpa: *shrug* Sixty-eleven!
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Noun, Infantrymen in the United States Army. Generally coveted MOS short of being an 18 series. Smarter, tougher, harder, and more lethal than you. Worshiped by 19D's.
The US Army Infantrymen is resourceful and intelligent. He will out smart his enemy, he will out maneuver his enemy, and he will lay down suppressive fire so deadly that pound for pound he is the most lethal creature on two legs. He is tough and afraid of nothing. He jumps out of airplanes and repels from helicopters and is his enemy's worst nightmare. He completes the Darby Queen in record time and can eat shit that would make Marines sick to their stomach. He climbs mountains and will lay in an ambush for three days before making contact with the enemy. He drinks excessively and parties louder, faster, and better than all of the other MOS's.
Definitely the pitcher when it comes to banging 19D's. He eats concertina wire and pisses napalm. He uses a Claymore mine as a pillow. Attends Ranger School or any other school for that matter that will make him better than everyone else. Most feared NCO's in the world.
Eleven Bravo: "Nothing gets my dick hard like cruising nap of the earth in a Blackhawk at 2 am watching tracers and gunfire fill the sky through nightvision. And then landing in a hot LZ with plenty of badguys to send home in bodybags."
Nineteen Delta: "Hold me. I can't even pass a PT test."
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Hey Bro, how much you got on ya?
Oh don't even trip, i got fity eleven dollars.
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