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Being a friend not just a fan
Someone who is a person, friend, or acquaintance enough to the point of recognition in the brief passing
Not necessarily by name but at least recognition.
If ignored then the relationship is one sided
Just a fan not a friend
**you are at least escalator friends:
Person to husband of couple: Ope howzit?
The husband: ope!
The significant other: who’s that?
Husband: oh just the guy from the place
**Not even escalator friends
Pesron who thought u all was friends to couple: hey! How’s ur car! You still work at that place? Hello?? Hi!
*ignored*
Significant other to husband: he knows so much about you who’s that?
Husband: I have no idea…
An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
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Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
A sexual act wherein the lady has to give the man a boost up with a cushion, phone book, or ladder in order to reach her labia.
"Paul M.'s wife could not get off even though they used the escalator.
The sexual act of having anal sex with your partner or interest then hold their arms back while you ride them down the stairs
I cant believe Emily let me do the Alaskan escalator to her I hope her jaw is ok.
a piece of information, which generates a heightened level of drama within an already tense situation.
God damnit Shaniqua! ya bitch ass always comin' all up in here wit cha beef escalators! Shut yo bitch ass up, Fuck outta here ya stank ass hoe!