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1. To whack of your big black cock.
2. To whack of your very hard cock.
Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.
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After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.
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To give a handjob to.
To repeatedly stroke a man's penis.
So how far did you go with him Tanya?
Did you shake hands with Mr. Johnson?
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Urination. Particularly by means of a penis.
Hey Bob, save me a spot in that meeting. I have to drop by the bathroom to shake hands with Dick Cheney.
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Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.
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A synonym for Masturbation.
I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.
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A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.
flogging the dolphin masturbation
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