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The two weeks before and two weeks after your actual birthday. To celebrate ones birthday for a month. A month long tribute to ones self.
Happy candy darling." "We wish you the happiest of candies." It's my happy candy birthday Beeeeeeaaaatches." "I am awesome; it's my happy candy.
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What people, usually millennials or Gen Zers, say on social media to pretend that their dead relative has social media and will see someone wishing them a happy birthday. Used a significant cry for attention, usually to pretend that all the people commenting on said post actually give a flying fuck about their relative’s corpse, when, in reality, it is the equivalent to wearing a shirt that says “Give Me Attention and Pity So I Feel Good About My Poor Life”.
Oh grandma died 6 years ago and it’s her birthday today :( Oh wait! I know what to do! *looks up random photo of grandma* *posts on social media* Happy Heavenly Birthday Grandma, miss you everyday!
*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!
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What pity-seeking, depressed, and usually obese people post on social media to notify their “friends” that it would have been their dead relative’s birthday. Realistically, these are made to seek likes, because that is the equivalent to having friends in today’s sad, sad society. These posts also are designed to trigger the automatic response of their “friends” to comment the typical “so sorry for your loss” and similar “happy birthday to your dead relative”.
Happy heavenly birthday great great grandma, you would have been 168 today :(
“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”
SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!
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When you and your friend's birthday's are five days apart. It is the day that is right in between.
Happy inbetween birthday day!!!!
Wishing someone a happy Birthday before the date of their Birthday because you know you will forget on the day to wish them or will feel bad to wish them after.
Aye Breds, Happy Pre-lated Birthday!!! You KNOW I'm forgetful like dat!
55đź‘Ť 16đź‘Ž
spoonerism for happy belated birthday.
this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:
- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.
9đź‘Ť 2đź‘Ž
Something people say every August 13th as a way of celebrating happiness and good music.
“Happy Birthday Bob”
“Right on man!”