Chocolate Headphones

When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."

Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!

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Headphone Blasting

An action that is started when that prick across the room starts playing music on his cell phone, so you turn your MP3/Ipod's volume all the way up, and then engage in music battle over control of the loudest sound waves.

"Hey you hear that prick playing music?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Lets start Headphone Blasting!"

"Yeah!"

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headphone ear

When you wear your headphones for too long and your ears start to hurt.

You: Hey dude, I got headphone ear like 5 times last night!
Friend: That sucks!

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ipod headphones

When a man accidentally ejaculates into another person's ears, then by some chance that person lets it dries up will closely resemble the white apple ipod headphones.

me: babe im so sorry i couldnt hold it in, hear let me get u a q-tip.
some ho: its cool hun i heard if you let it dry up it will look like ipod headphones
me: oh okay. lemme take a picture of it and then post it on urbandictionary

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headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones and muisc and will hurt anyone who mess with them in there jam.

That man ober there is a headphone samurai

cutting headphones

what does it sound like

look at this nigga cutting headphones

texas headphones

Placing speaker monitors on both sides of you for a live stage performance. Drummers and DJs often use this technique.

The drummer will need texas headphones for his monitor setup.