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Sophia-itis

When youโ€™re addicted to sniffing Vickโ€™s VapoRub like a crackhead

Sophia has Sophia-itis!

by SophiaBiggestFan998291 December 6, 2019


Get-There-itis

Noun: a sickness usually but not limited to the Aviation world. Get-There-itis is usually defined as disregard for any safety concerns because you are on a time crunch or in a hurry to get to your destination. Usually a pilot suffering from this will skip steps in the checklist, breach protocols, or do things in a haphazard way that may endanger the lives of everyone on board just to save a few minutes on the ground.

Person 1: You know there were a lot of factors at play in the crash of AF4590.
Person 2: yea mate I wounder if Get-There-itis played a part in it.
Person 1: Who knows but RIP to all who died.
Person 1: yea big F

by JetBlastSST April 28, 2022


Google-itis

An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.

Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.

by ammorningstar April 21, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


asswhole-itis

Noun - A person that is and has been an asswhole his/her whole life. A person who has relished a life long symptomatic habitual passion in being an asswhole and problem child even from birth their entire life with no end in site.

I just donโ€™t understand why Julio canโ€™t just be normal for about 2 seconds. All we wanted was a nice picture together, but he chose to make a nasty face during them taking the snapshot, heโ€™s gotta have the asswhole-itis I swear! =p

by รฉ2daizz0 November 10, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


I-itis

A mental condition of excessive selfishness. Can eventually lead to me-osis if left unchecked or untreated.

Neighbor: Zheesh, that closed-minded guy next door has sure got a serious case of โ€œI-itisโ€! Wouldnโ€™t surprise me if it turns into โ€œme-osisโ€ before too long!

by QuacksO April 5, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wii-itis

When you play the wii too much when you first buy it and your arms,legs,ect. hurt for like a week

"Damn I just got a wii and pulled my ass muscle now i have wii-itis"

by Shadoweyes September 3, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


One-itis

When a guy devolopes infatuation with a girl he is not involved with, or maybe just a friend thinking he is in love with that girl

I love that girl, i think she is the most beutiful girl in the world. She is funny, loving and I just want to be with her for the rest of my life, to bad she doesn't know me...

by lucid March 3, 2005

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