Kardashian

A unit of time for relationships where one Kardashian is 72 days.

Girl: So what did you get me for our one Kardashian anniversary?
Guy: Um, I didn't know we did those...

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kardashianism

The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering “What would a kardashian do” are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.

I am a Kardashianist, I worship the Kardashians.
Kardashianism is the only true religion.

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Kardashians

Like palm trees. They're pretty but do what purpose do they serve?

Guy 1: Bro, did you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians last night?

Guy2: Haha palm trees

Guy 1: What?

Kardashian

Plastic model-type on their Insta, bridge troll in real life. Doesn’t fathom the difference. You wouldn’t envy them in person. Probably blame their momager.

She was such a kardashian, I almost threw up.
The restaurant should’ve been named kardashian, best viewed in low-light.
Zoom meeting full of kardashians, weird angles and filters.
She was cute til I met her in person, she kardashianed me.

kardashian

a white woman who is into black men

i am not a kardashian so i only date white men

kardashian

what you would use to mop the floor a janitors mop bucket aka girl friend

hay girl come i need you to clean my dance floor. keep in mind this is after a party never ever try watching keeping up with the kardashians

the Kardashians

the 100% toxic barbies and every other day they go to the Bahamas and Italy to leave their boyfriends and husbands behind

ally: hey you wanna hang out with the Kardashians tomorrow? Kayla: umm no they said on insta they are going to the Bahamas and Italy the next day

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