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When you fart in a cup and set it on a table and someone unknowingly picks it up and smells the fart
Oh dude, you laid down another Swedish landmine, aww Taco Bell.
An unfortunate stinky, gift left by a dog and his/her thoughless owner.
"I walked down to the mailbox and stepped in a Canine Landmine"
Taking a shit on someone's chest and then smacking it hard making a loud noise and lots of "mud" everywhere
Guy 1: how was your girl last night?
Guy 2: Sick man, I gave her a vitnamiese landmine
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When You Leave a turd in the microwave for a long period of time so that when the person opens up the microwave, the turd explodes, like a landmine.
Jimmy: Do u smell that?
Tommy: Ya man. It smells like a Ukrainian Landmine!
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simaler to the grenade a landmine is a solitary ugly chick in a group of hotties, but she is so ugly and fat if anyone slept with her they would have depression, thoughts of suicide, erectile disfunction, diahrea, and like most cases HIV aids.
Whoopie Goldberg is a landmine
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Something posted of facebook the poster knows his/her friends will enjoy seeing that is not published, in the hopes that they will haphazzardly stumble across it.
The info section of Ricky's Facebook profile is just loaded with facebook landmines. I laughed my ass of reading it.
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N. Phrase that means a person (male) will explode on contact. Meaning the person would premature ejaculate with a girl, if said person was a virgin, or girl was smoking hott.
Jordan: Man I don't know I am ready man, for all I know I can be "like a landmine".
Luke: What does that mean?
Jordan: I can explode when I try to have sex for the first time with a girl.
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