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A Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur is lemur thats Himalayan Mongolian and Madagascarian!
Crazy I know!
DragovXD has a Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur fursuit
A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!
whats up spankey!
so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!
wait where did you get the lemur?
shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!
oh, alright.....
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When you and someone else are one day apart for birthdays
Omg ur birthday is a day after mine?? We’re birthday lemurs!
Lemurality is the action of worshipping lemurs and living your life by their ideals. Also, in order to truly follow the beliefs of lemurality, you must be opposed to and kill all monkeys.
Person: "What is your religion?"
Me: "LEMURALITY!!"
A sexual fetish, where person dresses up as a lemur, and farts on another person, like how lemurs stink scent in the wild.
I gave my girlfriend a lemur stinking last night, and scent sprayed all over her.
A person who like to sit on a dick by using maple syrup as the lube.
Come over here and and sit on my dick like a maple lemur.