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A Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur is lemur thats Himalayan Mongolian and Madagascarian!
Crazy I know!
DragovXD has a Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur fursuit
A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!
whats up spankey!
so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!
wait where did you get the lemur?
shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!
oh, alright.....
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The second most dangerous criminal in the Muppet world. Behind Constantine. Usually seen as a joke that dosen't know the basic rules to double-crossing 101.
European Civilian 1: OMG! It's the Lemur! The second most dangerous criminal!
European Civilian 2: Don't worry about him. He's not a real threat. We should be worring about Constantine. Also, that Lemur costume makes him look so adorable!
Lemur (Scientific name: Lemuroidea;
From Latin meaning lemures (plural) or ‘spirits of the dead’) - a species found in Madagascar
Lemur spit: a magical secret ingredient found in energy drinks.
"Did you read the blog on the new energy drink?"
'Yea, I brought 3 cases. It's sooo good! The lemur spit gives it extra zip.'
A man or a being of such unlisted amounts of racism in him that he seems to explode at the fact that saying the n-word is bad and is looked down upon in society.
Anyone that has a cerebral cortex connected to there brain : Lemur the n-word is a racist term don't say that
Lemur : Ni***r
dude didnt that thing on that epic show die?? oh yeah its like a monkey or some shit