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When you try to fart and shit accidentally comes out.
I tried to sneak out an SBG, but ended up filling my pants with a meaty fart.
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A swolen, wet, hot, horny pussy. i love mine...I like to masturbate with a vibrator in it and rub my pussy at a rapid speed for maximum cum.
My meaty slit was pounded by jeff.
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1. A real thick set of meat curtains that look like flank steak in a taco.
2. The kind of pussy lips that you can tie in a knot
Johnny: Man, that girl Mary sure did have some nice tits, how was her Va-J-J?
Billy: After I motor-boated that bitch, I slide down her panties and out flopped a Meaty Taco!
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The Art of taking a shit and masterbating at the same time.
I was dying for a wank and a shit so i just had a beatie meatie
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Over-used, abused, beat up, Chunk of loose, low hanging vagina. Resembles pork and gravy. A vagina that looks like chopped meat.
Did you hear that Haley has a meaty chomp?
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A large penis with girth.
Wow,Keon has a meaty bone I can hardly walk today.
An erect penis
She got naked and I slayed her with my meaty sword.