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The nickname for the Denver Broncos 2010 first round draft choice, Tim Tebow.
Dude, are you a proud believer in the mile high messiah?
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The best trombone player in brevard county, also a sex god with multiple girl friends
Oh Great Messiah William Lester is here! What knowledge does he bring for us?
Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
A dumb blond that likes anal sex behind churches.
The blonde went to the church is a messiah slut
messiah healing sabbath church, a noun; name of a church
The interested messiah healing sabbath church scheduled attending sabbathday prayer every 7day of the week.