Motion lotion

CB slang for gasoline or diesel fuel.

Breaker breaker one-niner, this is the White Cobra, I'm stoppin' at The Big A for some motion lotion, over.

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e-motional

To become extremely offended over online conversations to the point of all caps, random childish threats, and e-stalking.

Damn homie I was only joking. Don't get so e-motional. This is only a cbox. You remind me of my bitch.

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yes motion

a gesture used to symbolize a great achievement or victory; not a fist pump

As he stood before the beautiful women laying in his bed, he did a little "yes motion" before jumping her.

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monkey motion

A lot of needless, senseless, non-value added activity; use of this expression should invoke images of a monkey masturbating on top of a boulder.

"You need to quit all that monkey motion and get a goddamn job."

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Dick motion

The amount of physical force required to make a contusion on the forehead region of a friend or significant other with a dick. However, can be of neither. The perfect wedding night gift.

A) "Yo ma negra, what's that big motha fuckin red mark on your forehead?" - Mike Hawk
"My boyfriend hit my forehead with enough dick motion to cause dis mark, what a motha fucking wet back!"

B) For those ladies who woke up in Vegas with a mysterious mark on your forehead that looks like a dick: The man you had fornicated with effectively utilized dick motion as a means of using his dick to brand you.

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Motion Sexness

When you have sex for too long or so often that you can still feel the movement long afterward.
Similar to the feeling of being rocked by waves for a long time then getting out of the water to find you can still feel the rocking.

back and forth... back and forth... I think I have motion sexness

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Porkpetual (motion)

It's the back and forth motion of a porky rod or a sausage.

Easily mistaken for perpetual (motion).

Dude did you see the sausage rolling yesterday.

Hell yeah dude, that was some serious porkpetual (motion).