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The guy that is too big of a pussy to actually ask a girl he likes out on a date. He will often pine over a girl for month, possibly years while she dates guy after guy that the nice guy hates. When ever the girl bitches he is there to comfort her in hopes that one day she see him for someone she could be with. In reality this will never happen. The nice guy is just a friend and always will be so until one day he decides one of two things. He realizes he will never have the girl he wants and moves on to another girl, or he actually tells the girl about how he loves her and she turns him down. If the latter happends the friendship also dies.
Turned down or ignored the Nice guys just thinks to himself that girls just go for assholes. In reality its not that the girl is attracted to assholes. Yes sometimes it just that. But in most the girl is attracted to a confident, interesting person who actually has the balls to pursue a realationship and ask her out from the start.
Nice guy: I really like stacy but it seems she is only attracted to assholes.
Stacy's boyfriend: No dude you're just a pussy.
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The nice guy is the tragic hero in relationships:
He's the one that will stand by a woman all his life, despite the fact the woman will never care for him the way he does for her. She will bitch to him about her failing conquests, use him as a makeshift therapist and shun his efforts to initiate a relationship. Whilst she continues to live in sin the guy will beat himself up over why he has not been able to maintain a relationship, continually asking why his efforts are in vain and why women no longer appreciate gentlemen. When the woman is finally ready to settle down she will crawl back to the nice guy, knowing that he will accept her despite everything because he would do anything for her. Eventually the nice guy realises that his love life has been a hollow victory, and that he would have been better off as the shallow, arrogant jerks the woman pursued in the first place. Sucks doesn't it...
Gentlemen have become a dying breed, because women are not prepared to save them.
Girl 1: All I'm looking for is a nice guy who actually cares about me...
Girl 2: Sure, whatever you say there...
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A Nice Guy is a young or middle-aged male who believes a woman owes it to sleep with him out of gratitude for basic courtesy, like opening a door or not calling her names. Believes only men who look like Abercrombie & Fitch models or possess immense fortunes ever get laid -- or at least, he keeps saying that in order to feel like there are more womanless men out there than there really are. Routinely blames women for his inability to develop and sustain relationships; or to get to a third date even. Frequently tells himself and other Nice Guys that women like to be beaten, raped and called names -- and that's why they (the Nice Guys), cannot get dates. Hides violent pornography under the floor boards. Faced with the fact that none of the women he finds attractive want to date him, concludes that there must be something wrong with women.
Joe is a nice guy, he deserves to get laid!
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heterosexual version of the gay friend; i.e. the funny, cultured, witty lad a woman hangs out with until she falls for an arsehole she's actually attracted to.
Jessica: So, what did you do over the week-end!?
Stephanie: Not much; you know; just hanged out with Ben. Was fun actually...
Jessica; Hello!!?? You!? and Ben!? fun week-end!!?? Is there anything I should know here!!??
Stephanie: Come on!!! Ben and I are like best buddies!!! He's such a nice guy...Nway, sleeping over at Brian's tonight, so off to waxing. He's such an arsehole!
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A fuckboy twat who thinks he deserves the attention and affection of a female because he thought acting like an obsessive 'agony-aunt' friend will get him laid.
"But I'm a nice guy!" Snorted Larry, a pimple on his cheek bursting puss onto his World Of Warcraft T-Shirt. "I'm sorry," Replied Sandra, "I just don't have any feelings for you; I respect yours, but I must also respect my own."
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A genuinely outgoing sweet honest caring person that is charming, and cute.
What's with the hello all of a sudden? Response is "Why not, your a nice guy?" awwwwww, sweet but no thanks I've moved on and way better than that, you've had your chance!
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