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To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing
Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc
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Pertains to really botching up a situation and/or the process of choking in a sports situation.
Tends to portray totally fucking up someone's blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios -- however the act of finding a turd in one's oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.
What the hell was he thinking with that presentation?? Jesus-f'ing-christ, he really shit in the oatmeal this time -- and wiped his ass with the omellete!!
All they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game -- they really shit in the oatmeal that game.
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When a old lady fills her mouth with warm oatmeal and proceeds to shove your cock in her mouth and swish it while sucking you off.
Devin: "That old lady behind the counter is kinda hot".
Jose: "Do you think she like knows how to suck it?"
Devin: "Shit! She has been around forever she probably invented the -Oatmeal Swish- she's so old".
When a girl is giving you a hand job or blow in a hot tub and you blow your load on her chest.
I served up some hot oatmeal to that bimbo in the hot tub.
An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
What psychopath would eat cold oatmeal
Bob: hey person 1, person 2 was caught eating cold oatmeal.
Person1: disgusting what type of person would do that
When a female is orally pleasuring a man and her gag reflex causes her to vomit on said penis.
"Oh man I got oatmeal flagpoled last night"
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