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Either you're with us or you're a fucking terrorist.
Bush invades the country of Iraq under the guise that Saddam has WMDs and refuses to pull out
Republicans, cuntservatives, and rednecks (oh wait, there's no difference) call it patriotism and defending democracy.
America, fuck yeah!
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1. By true definition, the idea of caring enough about your country to criticize it.
2. Caring enough about one's country to be outraged at the utter violation of civil rights perpetrated by the government.
3. A concept used by right-wing fundamentalists to justify their egregious civil liberties violations and war-mongering nature.
The only true patriots are the liberals who CARE about the people in this country.
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syn. - To Choke, to lose big, the act of choking, to be a huge disappointment.
Person 1: Did you see that guy lose?
Person 2: Yeah, He must have come from the New England Patriots.
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Republican who believes that using taxpayer monies for their rightwinged crusades is being patriotic. Ex. Impeaching Bill Clinton. Ex. I wanna kick Sadams Hussein's ass because I wanna show my daddy I luv him. Ex. Bush W. lying to the US citizenry so he can spend 200 billion of their dollars to get rid of Sadam. Ex. All people who feel that lying about getting a blowjob truely justifies bringing government to a standstill to rid the US of such a president. Such Patriots also feel that the average citizen can't handle the truth.
Give me a billion or 2 of the taxpayers money so I can be a patriot.
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The recipients of a long-deserved ass kicking from the Carolina Panthers last Sunday. 27-17. The NFL's so-called greatest quarterback was sacked twice and picked off by the league's best defense while their rushing game was held back to sub-40 yards. The sheer joy of seeing Tom Brady weeping like a little girl on the sidelines as the fourth quarter wound down was almost overwhelming.
Steve Smith, Stephen Davis, Ricky Proehl, Julius Peppers, Mike Rucker, Will Witherspoon, and Ken Lucas owned the Patriots.
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A decent, but overly hyped NFL team. Their fans tend to be assholes that think they whooped the Panther's asses in the Superbowl. However, it was only luck that they got the ball last. Whoever would have had the ball last would have surely won. Panthers put up on hellofafight.
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A Patriot is someone who lets his belief system be decided for him by the place he was born and the government running it.
They can't decide things for themselves so these people give their allegiance to pieces of cloth instead of the human race.
The imperialist kamakaze Japanese in World War II were huge patriots.
The Nazi Party were huge patriots.
The Israeli Defence Force members being fined 100 shekels for killing innocent children in palestine are huge patriots.
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