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An act that involves penetrating an anus during anal sex while wearing a condom. You then whisper in your partner's ear, "I have a surprise," and scream while pissing in the condom and inflating it inside your partner's rectum. You then take your penis out of their rectum, tie the condom up like a balloon and press the tied end all the way in.
"I have a surprise."
"No. No no no."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"NOT THE PISSY SURPRISE!!!"
A person who has a chode and a girlfriend, but gets none. also makes jokes about "Gettin' Sum" when you know they're not.
Boy 1: YESSSSS she wants it bro!
Boy 2: NO NO PISSY BOY.
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A pissy fit is a dramatic demonstration of bitchiness exhibited by small effeminite homosexual males. Often accompanied by a flailing of limp wrist, hip thrusting, stomping of platform shoe, and some combination of the following phrases sputtered in a lisp: girlfriend, fierce, hoe, and biatch.
That queen had a pissy fit cuz the bouncer wouldn't let his heffer fag hag leaver her purse on the dance floor.
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Someone whether male or female that gets pissed off over every little thing to where they leave situations like a pussy
J: FUCK THIS SHIT *leaves the room ignoring everything
M: Come on!!! You're being a fucking pissy pussy acting like this
J: *keeps ignoring*
M: act like a real fucking man/woman
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A girl that pees hard as fuck
"yeah I didn't give her head last night because I heard her go to the bathroom. She has a pissy pussy."
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George is going to be girl pissy once he finds out about this.
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Often Associated with intense diarrhea or upset stomach, it is the act of having a very watery bowel movement. The fecal matter removes itself in a similar liquid stream fashion as urine.
Example 1: "Man, that Chinese food I had last night gave me the pissy shits!"
Example 2:
Guy A "It felt like I was peeing out of my ass when I was on the toilet!"
Guy B "Sounds like you had a case of the pissy shits."
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