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A man who...
1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"
A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche
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Is everyones favorite weather man, lunatic, midnightlover.
Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.
Did you see the weather man Professor Merryweather?
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The combination of Professor and Pwnage.
Professors are qualified experts, of the various levels.
Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels.
You are a qualified expert in PWNING NUB'S!
School is in session NUBS and I am your Professor, Professor Pwnage (PHD in FPS)
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A caricature of a human being. Knows all song lyrics to every song, enjoys benders, late night dance partying, a nice pair of slacks, gold chain crucifixes, ducks, and DDR. He is showwwwwww amashingggggggggg.
Oh my God, look at that kid. I haven't seen someone such a disaster since Professor Homework roamed these parts.
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The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"
"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"
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A cheap, untenured lecturer that teaches for peanuts at a university, naively hoping that they will beat the odds and one day get hired into a tenure-track position.
Dude, did you know that professor Smith is an adjunct professor, and he makes less teaching this class than I did working at Wendy's last summer? What a tool!
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