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Sticking your penis into a vagina and the vagina letting a little bit of air out at a time.
Cartshart: "I can not belive layla done queef'd on my dick last night".
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You dumasses its a pussy fart...
This bitch in my class queefed and blamed it on me.
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a vagina fart; a (deep) sound produced either when air is forced out of a wet vagina by the insertion of an erected penis, or when the excess of air is released from a wet vagina immediately after an erected penis retreats from such moist vacuum.
there is no better music than mavis' melodic queefs.
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Queef ('kweef) n. a sexual activity in which the female genitalia release a (pfffffphpfff) wet vibrating lip noise, referred to as a vaginal fart or vart. can occur during intercourse (shunting the sidings, berrying the bone, parking the pink buss, slamming the lamb, etc!), cunnilingus (it is recomended that u DO NOT queef during oral), and digit* manipulation (fingering/masterbation), *digit can be replaced with: cucumber, dildo, vibrator, candles, coke cans, or other household/industrial objects (up to and including a jackhammer)
"I love the smell of Queef in the morning" (A vietnam war film (1979))
"when i was tickling my ladys fair pink in the castle courtyard, she did Queef it a most desperate and shrill manner" King Henri VIII about anne bowling.
"my girlfriend loves to Queef on demand"
"my girlfriend loves to queef with a ping pong ball in her snatch"
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A fart that comes out of your pussy. It usually happens when you’re nervous or you got your pussy stretched out.
Zion: “Hey.”
BEANZ: “OMFG ZION SAID HEY TO ME AND I JUST QUEEFED!”
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what perverted dads say if they hear a female fart
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A beautiful noise that should be honored and respected by all human beings on this earth.
Guy #1: Hehe Lizzy had a queef.
Guy #2: Hehehehehehe, queef.
Girl #1: Dont laugh! A queef is one of the most beautiful noises ur dumbasses will ever hear so stfu bastards.
LIzzy Queefs again
Guy #1 and #2: All hail the queeeeennnn.
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