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The stuff that fat people will bitch about if its not made correctly. Most of the employees are underpaid teenages who dont give a shit about you or your order (even though they seem like they do.)
Hey you got my order wrong, Im missing a medium fries. We all know your really not, your just trying to screw our company. Good job asswipe, people make mistakes. Calm down and go for a run, fatass.
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A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.
OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.
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A highly bangable woman...or a very attractive piece of ass.
While some of her friends are nasty looking, Tina is a restaurant quality ho!
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Also called monosodium glutamate symptom complex, is a collection of symptoms which may include headache, flushing, sweating, and a sensation of pressure in the mouth or face. It is commonly believed that monosodium glutamate (MSG) is the cause, but repeated scientific studies have shown no link.
Ever wondered what LFO meant when they sang, "Chinese food makes me sick" from their song "Summer Girls"?... well, now you know, its because of chinese restaurant syndrome!
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A degree plan that costs tens of thousands of dollars so that one day you can work at the minimum wage job of your choice at your respective restaurant or hotel.
Jen: "Hey I just graduated with my degree in Hotel & Restaurant Management!"
Ben: "Excellent! Where are you working?"
Jen: "The front desk at the Marriott!"
Ben: "Oh...cool. My 18 year old brother works the desk too."
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when you smell sooo bad (mainly used on Fergus Wildely webster)
yo that hoe definitely has Indian restaurant syndrome.
An island-themed restaurant based on the Jimmy Buffett song "Cheeseburger in Paradise". Tiki bar=best part.
Cheeseburger in Paradise Restaurant
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