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The art of farting and injecting that dirty fart into an office chair, where by creating a pocket full of rot that will waft up as the next person sits on that chair.
I sniper'd her good with a dose of chair rot
Condition where human unnaturally starts to decay as a result of excessive video game playing (periods upwards of 10 hours per day, seven days per week). Symptoms include foul odor, greasy hair, and bug eyes. It takes approximately 3-4 weeks to clear gamer rot odor from a room and walls must be repainted following gamer eviction.
Shawn smells of gamer rot as a result of playing WoW 13 hours per day.
In public accounting, engagement teams procure information from clients and create and complete workpapers based on that information. The team who initially does this gains an inherent understanding of the information because they performed the full procedures and created the workpapers. The next year and every year after, these workpapers often simply get rolled forward by updating the dates and names on them.
Over time, the team who initially completed the workpapers and gained that inherent understanding either goes to different clients or leaves the firm entirely and the new team members joining the team perform the procedures the same as previous years without actually inherently knowing why they're doing what they're doing. This inherent understanding rotting away over time due to rolling things forward year after year is called Rollforward Rot. It typically leads to long, frustrating engagements,low morale and high turnover.
Associate: Hey, I really have no idea what I'm doing with this workpaper.
Senior: It's easy, just follow the procedures at top.
Associate: Ok, by why exactly are we doing these procedures, like what exactly is going on here and why?
Senior: I'm not really sure. I asked the managers the same thing and they weren't sure either, but the last year file was done this way so it should be good.
Associate: *thinking* Damn, the rollforward rot on this engagement is terrible. Nobody actually knows why we're doing any of this. I'm doing my 2-3 years and I'm out.
The act of succumbing to excessive video consumption that typically leads to a decline in productivity and rotting of the brain. Commonly attributed to Facebook or YouTube use. Common themes include Animals, Drama, hyperbole, hypocrisy, greed, and deceit.
Video Rot is also commonly accepted to be the first sign of the Human Hive Mind.
"Stacy is often lost to Video Rot, she shares all of her friend's opinions and feelings. She is too terrified to consider that there might be a world out there with infinite possibilities"
<verb> The attempt of sexual intercourse, when the male accidentally inserts his penis, into the improper opening in the vulva, ex. urethra or anus.
past tense- ritty rotted
"So I was fucking my girlfriend last night, then i accidentally ritty rotted her, I was so embarrassed."
John was so ecstatic to finally lose his virginity, unfortunately to the school slut Kimberly. John slept over Kimberly's house for the night, started off with foreplay, and continued until John got so lost and confused that he accidentaly ritty rotted her, and lost all of his manhood.
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Consequence of spending too much time on random websites.
I just spent the last 5 hours facebook stalking, forwarding chain mail, and looking at all the cheezburger websites. I feel a serious case of brain rot coming on.
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A tounge in cheek explanation from programmers as to why an old program no longer works, even if it hasn't been touched in years.
Also applys to the decay of physical storage mediums.
Steve "I don't understand, it always used to work fine"
Sally "Must be bit rot"
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