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The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.

"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swing the Sledge Hammer

to masturbate, usually until orgasm

Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!

by >>>Hurricane Andrew<<< November 12, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Sledge Hammer

-A sledge hammer that is often dirty..
- A male with a dirty penis, his tool is often infected by blue cabbage.

Man.. you need to get that dirty sledge hammer checked out!

by Sexbooooom November 14, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


siberian sledge hammer

When you stick an ice cube up a girls ass then fuck her as hard as you can

"wow im still so sore from last night" said sarina
"why what happened?" asked layla
"mike gave me a siberian sledge hammer"

by scizzott October 24, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic

1. The signature sketch of prop comic Gallagher, in which he smashes miscellaneous items with a large mallet not an actual sledgehammer. Apparently, a sledgehammer is too heterosexual. 2. A potent strain of methamphetamine, named after the above prop comic. Originating from around Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Taken orally, intravenously, anally, vaginally, nasally and smoked. The original lab was raided at the dawn of 2010, but is back in operation.

1. douche bag: I brought the clear plastic tarp for Gallagher's show. Hope he brings the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic. Hee hee hee.

2. hazletard: I need a quarter hit of some Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic, bad. So I can suck truck driver cock for enough cash for a full hit, no homo.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.

"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017


Rocket Sledge

A Rocket League content creator known for unique videos (such as the Rocket League Air Show, Freestyle Bot, and spins on real life game shows) and demolitions. The latter of which has been over shadowed by a much more popular demoer and content creator, Woody. Although he has been mostly propped up from shout outs from other content creators (Lethamyr, Sunlesskhan, Musty, etc.) his videos are still worth a watch if you have nothing else to do when you go to the bathroom.

Rocket Sledge used to be my favorite demoer in Rocket League, but Woody has revealed just how much of a Plat Sledge really is.

I found Rocket Sledge through a shout out Lethamyr did on Twitter. Couldn't block fast enough.

by jeff_gordon_lover_69 September 26, 2022