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When a girl gets so mad at someone waits till she's is on the rag gets her hand very bloody and slaps them with the bloody hand
My boyfriend slept with my best friend he's going to get a red splatter you just wait.
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When a person hangs from a chandelier and drops a massive dump onto someone’s chest waiting patiently below
person1: "You ready down there?"
person2: "Bring it on!!!"
person1: "GERONIMO!!!!"
person2: "Good God! That was one hell of a Seattle Splatter! It's Fucking Everywhere!!"
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really violent horror made famous by scott sigler
Teacher: I want you to write a 500 word persuasive text.
puipl 1(to another pupil): God damn arse hole. why cant we write some Splatter fiction.
pupil 2: Sigler for ever!
Teacher: detention
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The act of shooting explosive diarrhea onto your partner, thus creating a splattering effect. A mutual Fecal Japan.
The day after a night of drinking and rough sex, Larry performed a full-body Thompson Splatter on his girlfriend.
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Noun. The high-velocity pattern made by liquid fecal matter on the back of the toilet above the waterline. This pattern is formed when one has an uncontrolled evacuation of the bowels as he or she is in the process of sitting down and is still in a leaning-forward position. Because the movement associated with this phenomenon is usually time-consuming, the resulting back-splatter typically dries and will not come off when the toilet if flushed. Back-splatter usually lasts until physically removed with a brush and Comet.
Man, I know Al has been in here today, there's already back-splatter on the toilet.
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A non-toxic splattering substance. A splatter from the habitual gorgan family. Unlike other splatters the gorgan is known for splattering on it's own will. They usually come in the bakers dozen and have been found on Madagascar with swarms of 3 foot long ants marching around them as if they were sacred.
Oh man! My gorgan splattered everywhere!
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When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.
"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"
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