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A high school located in Germantown, Maryland. Known for being both dangerous and irrelevant in nearly all sports. Typically has gangs patrolling the hallways, a shooting/bombing threat every 1-2 weeks, and an overall atmosphere that fosters giving up on hopes and dreams. If attending this high school, I recommend a bulletproof vest as a good investment due to all the trigger-happy MS13 wannabes that want to be initiated so badly. It’s the only high school i’ve ever been to where bringing a mini-draco to school was seen as normal and was expected among some.
You graduated from Seneca Valley High School?
Yep.
Wow. Congratulations on beating the statistics.
One of the most desolate high schools in America, known to rival schools as “Queer Valley”, located in the town that has recently got lots of press as the place where kindapped victim Jaycee Lee Dugard was held in captivity for 18 years. DVHS is known for it’s extremely ghetto charm and is one of the few suburban high schools where there is more black people than white people. Gangsta scum is the majority. We recently had a gang-related shooting in our back parking lot and went on lockdown for two hours, and at a recent football game a gun was confiscated from a student. Despite being forced to wear body ID tags, violence is still very prevalent on campus. We have a slutty volleyball team and a all black cheerleading squad. Students talk back to teachers on a routine basis and fights breakout daily in and out of the classroom. The administration and teachers have zero control over the school despite the fact they like to believe they do, when in reality they are scared of the students and the administration likes to lock themselves up in their offices. The most hardcore students are bused from East Oakland, Southside San Fransisco, and Richmond, three of the most dangerous cities in the world. The bathrooms are disgusting and are full of spray paint messages ranging from gang symbols to "i fcked ur bf biatch". The freshman bathrooms are always closed for obvious reasons; one year someone took a shit in the sinks.
I want to transfer from the ghetto-ass piece of shit of a "school" called Deer Valley High School. Many would go with me if they could. Let's all kick it at the REAL DVHS - Dougherty Valley High school.
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A high school that refuses to create a bass fishing team. Even though all the district 203 schools have bass fishing teams and it is an IHSA sport.
Phil: Hey did you hear that bass fishing is an IHSA sport?
Dave: Yeah, 199 schools in the state have a team!
Phil: Why doesn't Metea Valley High School have a team?
Dave: Because Metea is fucking gay!
Phil: Hell yeah! Metea is gay as fuck!
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Metea Valley High School is a place where most hate to be. There are deffinetly some cool teachers, but the rules make no sense.
RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE
Dean: "You're not allowed to play hackey sack during lunch!"
Student: "But why not?"
Dean: "Because we have problems with kids smoking and drinking in the bathrooms"
Student: "?"
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WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS (dont pay attention to the other deffinition's examples, this happens so much there is a facebook page for it)
Student not going to Metea: "What school do you go to?"
Student going to Metea: "Metea :("
Student not going to Metea: "aww that sucks"
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MORE RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE
(Student is lightly tapping on the locker bank with his hands, making a "drum beat")
Dean: "HEY! You may NOT tap on the locker bank!"
Kid: "Why?"
Dean: "Because you're going to break it!"
Kid: -_-
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Metea Valley High School at its finest
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Smithson valley middle school is the middle school equivalent of used tape. Practically scum of the earth, although we are a very diverse community. We have the classic hangover bunch who are never actually drunk but somehow hungover anyways, we have the stoner kids (enough said) the fake stoner kids who don't even smoke weed but everyone seems to think they do. We have the confederate generals, who pick on the gay group at school and yell about trumps p**** Incident all day (this also includes the majority of the teachers) and lastly we have the rest who truly could not give a single fu•k about anything.
Mom:why did you get kicked out of smithson valley middle school
Kid:because Im a liberal
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high school in the MCPS area. known for FOOTBALL and being 13th (or somthing) most diverse school in the virginia, maryland, delaware area. ( ya look who were up against.. damascus HA) break down of population~
30%- popped collar simple plan loving preps.
30%- G-unit wannabes
15%- latino fanatics
10%- cool rock people
5%- burn outs
10%-other
so there we are.
Prep- oh my good God. i must get a dooney and bourke purse
gangster- woah hoe. shut the fuck up
latino- por que?
rocker- (strumming guitar)
burn out- duuuude where am i?
other- woot woot ahhhh beep
so there we are.
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a high school that is strictly guido. The guys walk around in armami and express jeans everyday with a nextel clipped to their hip. The athletes have some of the most overinflated egos I've ever seen as half of them are on steroids anyway. The girls cause the most drama I've ever seen. I swear it's like a reality tv show straight off VH1. These retards can be found in later years at a local community college or injecting steroids in each others asses at a local gym.
Passaic Valley High School has way too many guidos and steroid abusers.
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