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The name Xander originates from the word Alexander which means very large penis, usually measuring up to 12 inches
“By the size of that bulge in your pants your probably have a Xander”
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a religion in belief of 6 gods. God is the leader. The Virgin Mary is the goddess of children and women hood. Mother nature, goddess of the earth, sky, and fire. Jesus Fish, god of the sea. Frodo, god of the forset. And Andrew Carnegie, god of the economy and politics. There you go Greg.
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Xander is an interesting guy. He is a popular loner that likes to keep only one or two friends at a time. He tries really hard to be funny, but it often doesn't work and results in awkwardness. Since he is lonely, he gets with a lot of girls but doesn't enter any relationships. Xander is the type of guy that gets stalked by many girls. He feels scared when in his house alone because some of the girls follow him everywhere he goes. His looks are debatable. Some think he is hot, and others think not. He has skinny abs and takes pictures of them in weird positions when trying to be hot. Xander owns a shoe shelf and pretends to be rich by having $500 shoes on display. Even though Xander can be a jerk, if you are close with him, he will help you with your problems. Keep him close for sticky situations.
Girl "OMG Xander is so hot. I want to go to his house and be his girlfriend."
Boy "That's so creepy I'm telling Xander."
Girl "No please don't. I only like him because of his shoe shelf."
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A Xander is the type of person who would have like fifty girls on his arm at a party. He is a charmer and a very good one. He probably owns his own company where they sell like fidget spinners or something. He likes to go to parties and fuck around and he calls himself "edgy" when in fact, he is the biggest douchebag on the planet. He goes to Ibiza on holidays with the lads and drinks beer and tequila cause he hides his sexuality. He has a very good fashion sense and wears Nike trainers with his suit so he can be ready and prepared for any tasks he may face. Although, he has a secret job on the side and is with the Russian mafia exporting drugs and other weapons. He isn't afraid to shoot a man if he has to.
"oh did you see Xander at that party yesterday?"
"oh yh he was with like five different girls"
" what a man whore"
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Short for Alexander. Can also be shortened to Xan.
Xander is the G.O.A.T.
XAN is the man!
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The pair of balls that resides in a man’s ballsack.
Wow that is a huge pair of xanders!
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Just the sexiest man in the world. Hes rlly fucking cute.
Look at him! Hes such a Xander!
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