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Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality
-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"
Xander is an all around great friend! Xander is really kind and loves everybody that is nice him. Xander is crazy, weird, and a little annoying, but in a good and funny way. Xander is the kind of guy that alway has your back, no matter What! Xander is really random and funny, and knows how to make people laugh, but also question humanity. If you are having a bad day Xander is always there to make you feel better. Xander loves and gives great hugs, and LOVES to snuggle. Xander isn't the most smart or good looking guy, but he knows how to treat a woman right. Xander is very protective of everyone he loves and is quick to stand up for others. Xander is really fun to be around and is entertaining no matter where he is. You're missing out big time if you're not friends with a Xander!!!
'Xander is a really GREAT friend!"
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is a weird kinda guy but is nice to be with be is funny and cool he has a dark sense of humor but he can make it work he dose stupid stuff all lot and when he gets hurt he laughs it off he likes to chill with Friends and play games with them
friend 1: i hope i can hang with xander this week
friend : ya hes fun to hang with
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The weirdo in your class who makes you question reality, but has a good sense of humour so it's all right.
Wow, Xander is weird.
It's Xander...
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he is very hot with nice hair but not it a basic boy type of way. hes very open and honest and hilarious. athletic and skinny bod but lean at the same time. gets lots of ass and is smooth with girls. great friend and can get deep when he needs to. good at giving unapologetic opinions and advice to single girls who need help. the hottest out of friend group but friends are funny af. also will boost the f out of ur confidence when he gives compliments cause u know he wouldn't lie about it. when he has a girlfriend hes a great big brother type
dang i hope xander is here today hes so fun to talk to
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Xander is the funniest, kindest, loving, loyal person I've ever met and I LOVE YOU
if you know any Xander's make sure you tell them that they're amazing, this is for Xander
My love for you is like the raging sea,
So powerful and deep it will forever be.
Through storm, wind, and heavy rain,
It will withstand every pain.
I love you, Xander <3
Xander you're amazing
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Xander is a wonderful human being who is loved by each and every person he talks to. His heart is full and he is the absolute nicest boy you will ever meet. If your day isn't going to well all you gotta do is text Xander and he'll brighten it right up. Every thing he does is out of kindness and joy. Plus he's got great hair. Overall, if you don't have a friend like Xander, you need a friend like xander
Xander is so nice!!!!!
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