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a deadly uncurable sexually transmitted disease
doctor: im afraid u have a deadly disease.
girl: OH NO!
doctor: sorry, you were diagnosed with "ZANE"
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The nigga that will for some reason be the love of your life that you can never let go of no matter how shitty he can be.
Zanee: “I swear it was never like that baby I love YOU”
Female: *finds evidence of cheating* *BEDOINGLES Zane in his shit*
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Zane is a certainly weird name, thats for sure...I will start by naming characteristics of a zane. Lets begin...Zane's are short typically sad young men, that try to make up for their shortness by driving muscle cars that don't fit their persona, here's the sad part, they can't even get the name of their muscle car right, how fucking dumb is this asshole?
Example: When zane drives a cobra, it isn't a cobra, its a GT with cobra badges, how sad is this shit? Fucking small balls. Zanes have small chodes, they are VERY short in stature, they are liars, they are underage drinkers, and pill poppers, *WOOOH, ALL THIS HYDROCODINE* They experience premature balding, at 19 years of age, they sleep with hoes pretty much safeguarding a future full of HIV/AIDS, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, crabs, pretty much anything a hooker carries around in her fish taco. They disrespect women which disgusts me personally, they are insecure, and are extremely angry little men, they fantasize about married women who even if they were single, they prefers men who are six feet or taller, not five foot three...And by the way, the piece of shit camaro they drive is not an ss...its simply put, a piece of shit camaro, and his piece of shit camaro NEVER wins any races, in fact...japanese piece of shit ricers always...ALWAYS, let me Emphasize that by screaming at the computer screen FUCKING ALWAYS KICK THE SHIT OUT OF IT! Maybe his mom was drunk and she meant to name him shane? I don't know, they're of bunch of speds.
I drive an 86 toyota corolla with nitrous oxide, and it busts a load all over zanes camaro, any other car and it will lose.
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*clears throat*
Zane
Black hair, normally covering one eye
Blue eyes, blind in one
Short boi
Two brothers
Few friends
Love My Little Horsies
Emo
Always wears a mask to cover his freckles
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Travis: Hey, is that Zane?
Aphmau: Yeah, it's weird seeing him without his mask.
Travis: *nosebleeds* Oh, uh, yeah...*whispers* Zane~Senpai
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Bad person no good verry bad I would cancel him because he’s so bad like throw him in jail already he deserves to die
Girl 1:Eww look it’s Zane
Boy 1: serously Zane ewe
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Zane's that real shit you know. hes that person that's kind and respectful to his friend's unlike teachers or adults he will bash them if they ever told him or his friends what to do so don't mess with Zane. p.s. he gets all dem bitches and girls just hanging of him begging for his thirty inch.
girl 1 : Zane plz make me come tonight
Zane the great one him self: sure but your gonna have to wait awhile i'm already fucking the 12 from the strip club ,beth, jade Jess, Charlotte ,Maddie, the whole lot of the hoes from brazzers and now you Hallie
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