Cog Jog

The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.

Hey Fred, that Guatamalan whore next to the Stop n' Go gives the best Cog Jogs.

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Cog Sucker

A person who allows their self to be expended, exploited and depleted by a system that cares nothing for them--one who squanders their potential by being a "cog" in the wheels of the system as opposed to finding ways around it.

Person 1: "Yo C just found a good clean non-system way to make funds and still have his own time and build fittingly in life. You think P would want to link up on something like that?"
Person 2: "Nah man... P is a cog sucker. P is either gonna flip burgers, work gas stations or cubicles at best before he does something on those lines."

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cog swole

A level of physical fitness rarely achieved by any individual. Derived from the out of proportion muscles of the Cog Soldiers found in the Gears of War series.

A: Bro, you tryna workout this afternoon
B: Yeah son, I'm finna get cog swole by summer.
A: Word

boy cog

two idiots are texting and have a spelling error

i hailey boy cog many times a day .

chop a cog

To go and have a wank,

aka rip one out

Ill be back in a sec lads, im off to chop a cog

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cog-swoggler

One who swoggles much cog

Dude, Ted just ate all my chicken fingers while I was in the bathroom, what a god damned cog-swoggler

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COG

An enemy of OGG second cousin to BOG. be careful of unlikly visits from an ogg they are of great danger to a birthday party.

god damn that ogg just wrecked the whole party! AGAIN????

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