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Your girlfriend sucked my dick and swallowed all my kids.
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It's the act of stealing, drinking, plundering, killing and raping in the English town called Kidderminster.
Judge asking from a thug: What were you doing last week?
Thug: Nothing much, I was just kidding in Kidderminster.
Judge: Oh, that's nice. You're free to go!
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1) A child. Something that isn't human yet but might grow to be someday.
2) Word that comes after "Hey" when you're tired of saying "Hey you" or "Hey there"
3) Mild term of friendly endearment, usually used with the ladies or someone younger than you.
1) I'd rather be capped in the head than have a goddamn kid!
2) Hey kid!
3) How you doin kid? Everything alright?
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To refer to a male partner who is immature or childish.
Eg.
The Kid has highly irritated me today......
I’m so in love with The kid.....
The funloving human who may brighten up your day or bring dark clouds of deception and irritation.
Grandma: your kids are so cute!
Mom:These kids aren't mine... This is Lucy and Lucifer jr.
KID is a bad kid. KID is not a disciplined kid either. KIDs have extremely bad luck however, so dont laugh if u see them lickin walls for dinner. Also the last thing u want in ur burger king restaurant is KID
kid 1: Man let me go to burger king im hungry
kid 2: no KID is in it
KID: me hunger
“They’re just weird innit” ~ Heidi
“Kids are weird creatures” ~ also Heidi
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